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Berry Berry Larry and Thomas Equineas

I found Liz and Gregg's house on craigslist today. You can see it at http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/rfs/332781571.html

Tidyback

So, I made a fake email address (berryberrylarry@yahoo.com) and sent them an email. I feel like my sister would trust a random person from the internet to be this odd, and so it might just work.

Buenos Diaes!

I am very interested in buying you're 2bd/1bth house! I live in dormont but need to move into the city once and for all. It looks very well kept like it has been maintained by tidy people just like me!

First of all, no kids right? I know parents can be tidy but kids will fit just about anywhere, and find just about any way to hide and make a mess of things before you realize. so no kids, right? good!

I will be in to look at it some time in the future i'm sure, however i have an inquisition over your basement! I have read that you have a basement that has a reasonably high ceiling. I separated from my ex-girlfriend a while ago, (don't ask!) but I will not be moving in single--I am still taking care of her horse while she is in Florida. She could not afford to keep it at a ranch but neither can I, so I have been keeping it at my current house which has worked very well. However, I need to know if It will fit and be comfortable in your basement. Getting it up and down any stairs is no problem as it is very limber and on the short side. But will their be enough room? It can't stand in one spot, and has really been in need of exercise lately, and should have room to walk or play with horse toys. His name is Thomas Equineas and he is not too much taller than myself. They are very tidy animals and that makes up for some necessary uncleanities of their equine nature.

I have already scoped it out and it looks very quaint the garden looks maybe fruitful and I have never heard much trouble in your part of the neighborhood. Please let me know when you are avalable to walk me through your home. I am fairly busy during the day this week as I will be scrubbing sidewalks in dormont for charity and some pay, but let me know when you are free!!!
Thanks! Love to hear from you!
Peace! :)
-Leonard Bearny

It All Makes Sense

Fact:
Smoking bans are going up all over the country. Approximately 50% of all Americans are in some way affected by a state-mandated limitation on where they can smoke tobacco products. The trend isn't new, but the scale is growing exponentially. Just ask my roommate.

Charlie (right)

NY city has one, California (the state, mind you) has one, Seattle has one, Pittsburgh has one. These bans affect bars, restaurants, and any enclosed public areas primarily in cities.

Sure seems excessive. Sure seems like somethings up. Someone is whisking the smoke out of the steel and stone pillars of man's accomplishment faster than bees out of North American Hives.

Wait a Minute.

Clarity

Who hates smoke more than anyone?


Bees.

They're disappearing from their hives across NA, and now across Europe. No one knows why. See wikipedia.org/Colony_Collapse_Disorder or something.

But no one can find the bodies.

And now it's pretty fucking obvious what they're up to. They're tired of the country and its laid-back pace. They've been behind the smoking bans, because they need a place to live. They're meeting somewhere (Underground? I don't know.) until our bars are crisp and clean and smoke free. And then it'll be time.


Time for the Urban Swarm

Details to follow.

Scribble Journal Excerpt:

Sci-fi action thriller, in which humans and computers must team up to beat Chessmasters from outer space.

Dudes Only:

ISN'T TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK A LOT LIKE PEEING WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS?